{"id":1010,"date":"2008-12-22T21:14:02","date_gmt":"2008-12-23T04:14:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/?p=1010"},"modified":"2009-01-19T10:48:12","modified_gmt":"2009-01-19T17:48:12","slug":"worth-a-thousand-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/?p=1010","title":{"rendered":"Worth A Thousand Words"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just got off Skype with my parents and I was attempting to impress upon them how much snow we have. \u00a0How very very much snow. \u00a0And no matter what I said, I could not convey the vast quantity of snow. \u00a0I know I&#8217;m prone the exaggeration but I&#8217;m serious now. \u00a0We have too much snow. \u00a0So where words have failed me, I turn to pictures. \u00a0Here is my very own photo blog of snow.<\/p>\n<p>December 14th. \u00a0A light dusting of snow begins to fall on our house. \u00a0It is very sweet. \u00a0Notice the shining snow flakes&#8230;the porch steps&#8230;.heck, even grass is visible.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"\/pictures\/housesnow.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And today&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"\/pictures\/housesnow2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Still not impress? \u00a0Fine. \u00a0Back to December 14th. \u00a0Again, notice the car tires&#8230;. the curbs&#8230;. heck just watch the car itself.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"\/pictures\/carsnow1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And today.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"\/pictures\/carsnow2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Still no awe? \u00a0Fine. \u00a0Fine. \u00a0I&#8217;m getting serious here. \u00a0December 14th. \u00a0Looking off the front porch. \u00a0Notice the bricks around the tree&#8230;the small bushes&#8230;the utility boxes.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"\/pictures\/fronttree1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And today.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"\/pictures\/fronttree2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Have I convinced you? \u00a0Have I? \u00a0What! \u00a0Ok, ok. \u00a0Backyard people. \u00a0December 14th. \u00a0Notice the sandbox&#8230;.the red door on the play structure&#8230;the distance between the swings and the ground&#8230;.the legs on the sand box.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"\/pictures\/backsnow1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And today.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"\/pictures\/backsnow2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Um, snow god? \u00a0Yeah, I&#8217;m done. \u00a0Please stop the snow. \u00a0Please?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"\/pictures\/toomuchsnow.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just got off Skype with my parents and I was attempting to impress upon them how much snow we have. \u00a0How very very much snow. \u00a0And no matter what I said, I could not convey the vast quantity of snow. \u00a0I know I&#8217;m prone the exaggeration but I&#8217;m serious now. \u00a0We have too much [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1010","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-home-improvement"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Kqhb-gi","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1010","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1010"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1010\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1046,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1010\/revisions\/1046"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1010"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1010"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1010"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}