{"id":101,"date":"2002-11-15T10:59:00","date_gmt":"2002-11-15T14:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/wordpress\/?p=101"},"modified":"2008-03-16T23:04:31","modified_gmt":"2008-03-17T03:04:31","slug":"the-hack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/?p=101","title":{"rendered":"The Hack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think Artie has begun chain smoking behind my back. This morning, he jumped up on the bed at 4:30am and sprawled across us as usual. Then he proceeded to hack up a lung. Hooooooack. Hooooooack. Hoooooack. He sounded like a 70 year old man who&#8217;s been smoking a pack a day since he was 16. Of course, neither Kevin nor I could sleep so instead we lay awake in bed listening to our dog hack for 20 minutes.<\/p>\n<p>Hoooooack.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think Artie has begun chain smoking behind my back. This morning, he jumped up on the bed at 4:30am and sprawled across us as usual. Then he proceeded to hack up a lung. Hooooooack. Hooooooack. Hoooooack. He sounded like a 70 year old man who&#8217;s been smoking a pack a day since he was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-101","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Kqhb-1D","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=101"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chrissierocks.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}